Late Friday night I was informed by one of the senior admins (Anish) that venue has been shifted from Gokul to Toto’s. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t relieved for Gokul besides being far away is also a much less happening place especially cos theres no music whatsoever.
Well the time decided was 7pm sharp…..as expected Saand was waiting outside Totos at 7pm sharp. Myself and Royston, although we were in Bandra expecting everyone to arrive late decided to stuff ourselves at Lucky…Schezwan Rolls, Chocolate Mousse et all. When we finally got to Totos at 7.20 there was no one ther cause Sannd had gone to pick up Charmaine and James from the stations. We got inside and booked ourselves a table for 8. Well so much for being puctual,it was nearly 8.15 and still no one. After having shot a thousand sheepish looks at us one of the waiters finally came up to our table and chastised us for taking up space on a Saturday night. We finally decided to place an order for a pitcher of beer – later we realised it was for the best after all because Hasnainji was not here yet and God knows if we’d have got any at all once he’d arrived.
Well just as the beer arrived so did Saand and the ladies. Our guests tonight were Charmaine – one of Sahil’s classmates and Namrata – Saand’s college junior who by the way is only his ‘good friend’ and kudos to her for successfully maintaining status quo on that all through the evening inspite of some people (Hasnainji) trying to coerce her to atleast hint otherwise.Anyway the next person to arrive was Hasnainji soon followed by James.Sahil was gonna be late because he had a placement interview in Malad.The party was in full swing by 8.30 with the guys’ glassses full of draught beer, Saand having his third large peg of whisky and the girls with their vodkas.
9.00 pm and everyone was pleasantly buzzing in the head with Saand a lil higher than the rest. No one knew where Sahil was.Now was the time for the PJs. Here’s one that Saand asked Namrata
Saand:Knock Knock
Nam:Who’s There?
Saand:Your Father
Nam:My Father?????
Saand:You dunno your father…..Bastard Guy!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts cachinating and Saand says : Aloud hai ! Aloud hai !
Heres another one Saand came up with when the girls asked him to buy em a round of Tequilas:I’ll buy you’ll Black Forest……..it’s Black and theres a forest down there !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aloud hai! Aloud hai!
This one actually went on to become the theme of the night….
10.00 pm Saand is now 5 pegs down and no one knows where the hell Sahil is; the rest of us are still swigging at our beers…I think it was our third pitcher….Charmaine sugests a new game for everyone…”Never ever have I….”
Heres some of the brilliant things that people came up with….
1.never ever have I showered with a girl
2. never ever have I shown my thing to anyone except my girlfried…poor saand couldn’t drink to ths one J )
3. never ever have I had an affair with Zohra (once again bad news for Mr. Anish)
4. never ever have I kissed a guy (what can I say….sannd had kissed 3 guys jus last week)
5. never ever have I have I not known what to say (how lame… this was me :@ )
6. never ever have I gone around with a girl who has smooth skin….
7. never ever have I done acid…wtf!!!
There were many more but these are all I can remember
Somewhere in the middle of the games an offer of a Shot of Tequila each was placed before the women if they agreed to french kiss ……sadly no consensus was reached on the issue….
11.00 pm. Saand is now 6 pegs down and still theres absolutely no trace of Sahil….it’s the fourth pitcher for the guys though
Random discussion brings us back to the topic of when Hasnainji saw (and measured) Saand’s ummm…. “Thing”…… after much deliberation it is conclusively proved that it hovers around 2 to 2.5 inches J…..in the middle of Saands furious protests Sahil cals up from nowhere sayin tht hes got a job … theres cheer around the table mostly because everyone now expects sahil to foot a major chunk of the bill J ……in the middle of all this Saand orders his 7th drink after having a pleasant chat with the waiter……surely after about a couple of sips he starts feeling queasy and decides to step out for a whiff of fresh air…..on Hasnainji’s direction I followed Sand out to chk on him…sure enough he was puking and could use a hand ( I wonder what we would ever do without the sagacious Mr.Hasnainji J )…in the middle of all this I got a call on my cell phone from Petruchka (Mrs.Roystoned for the lesser informed souls) and somehow Hasnainji got his hands on the phone and did everything in his power to convince her that Roy was out partying with some other chick – he put both Charmaine and Namrata on the fone to convince her.Sadly he had no idea how strong the the bonds of love were between the two Stones (maybe hes not so sagacious afterall J ).
12.00 Saand has stopped drinking finally but theres no stopping the rest of the gang …..Sahilji finally arrives and many hugs and congratulations later finally says he’s in a position to sponsor a pithcher but he wont be drinking himself….hah…no one told him the joke session was already done with……but wait hes serious this time around…apparently hes made a promise to Mrs.Sahilji (a particular Miss Sharon …I don’t know much about her so I’ll refrain from commenting…mebbe after the next monthly plan J )…….Someone decides to restart the game and now most of the themes involve Namrata and Saand and are aimed at making sure they are a couple before they leave…but sadly both of them hold their ground and maintain tht they are only good friends ….yeah alright !!!!!!!!
neway its time for the girls to go….Saand leaves with James to drop them in the meanwhile Sahil tells us all about his intervew and new job…..mus say he did quite a commendable job….but whats with the ‘not drinking’ pact…….I am sorry Sahilji but this is a definite symptom of CDism……..
1.00 am Its jus the guys now and except James everyone has lived in RBI for a really long time so obviously the conversation drifts towards the going-ons in the colony.Finally at about 1.30 we decide to call it a day and Roy and head home while the rest of the gang is headed towards Saand’s friends place where a quarter of Whisky and one of Rum await them……I was later told though tht it was mostly a dull affair ……one that Hasnaniji slept through and Mr.james puked through….
So that was it……please forgive the tongue in cheek tone that prevails all through this account…also if any of the stuff on this spot needs to be edited for obvious reasons please lemme know……also if I have managed to offend someone….hell its 4.30 in the morn I am entitled to have a lil fun …..ALOUD HAI!!!
-abu
Ps.Next monthlyplan is on Hasnainji …its his Birthday on the 11th of May :) :)
Well the time decided was 7pm sharp…..as expected Saand was waiting outside Totos at 7pm sharp. Myself and Royston, although we were in Bandra expecting everyone to arrive late decided to stuff ourselves at Lucky…Schezwan Rolls, Chocolate Mousse et all. When we finally got to Totos at 7.20 there was no one ther cause Sannd had gone to pick up Charmaine and James from the stations. We got inside and booked ourselves a table for 8. Well so much for being puctual,it was nearly 8.15 and still no one. After having shot a thousand sheepish looks at us one of the waiters finally came up to our table and chastised us for taking up space on a Saturday night. We finally decided to place an order for a pitcher of beer – later we realised it was for the best after all because Hasnainji was not here yet and God knows if we’d have got any at all once he’d arrived.
Well just as the beer arrived so did Saand and the ladies. Our guests tonight were Charmaine – one of Sahil’s classmates and Namrata – Saand’s college junior who by the way is only his ‘good friend’ and kudos to her for successfully maintaining status quo on that all through the evening inspite of some people (Hasnainji) trying to coerce her to atleast hint otherwise.Anyway the next person to arrive was Hasnainji soon followed by James.Sahil was gonna be late because he had a placement interview in Malad.The party was in full swing by 8.30 with the guys’ glassses full of draught beer, Saand having his third large peg of whisky and the girls with their vodkas.
9.00 pm and everyone was pleasantly buzzing in the head with Saand a lil higher than the rest. No one knew where Sahil was.Now was the time for the PJs. Here’s one that Saand asked Namrata
Saand:Knock Knock
Nam:Who’s There?
Saand:Your Father
Nam:My Father?????
Saand:You dunno your father…..Bastard Guy!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts cachinating and Saand says : Aloud hai ! Aloud hai !
Heres another one Saand came up with when the girls asked him to buy em a round of Tequilas:I’ll buy you’ll Black Forest……..it’s Black and theres a forest down there !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aloud hai! Aloud hai!
This one actually went on to become the theme of the night….
10.00 pm Saand is now 5 pegs down and no one knows where the hell Sahil is; the rest of us are still swigging at our beers…I think it was our third pitcher….Charmaine sugests a new game for everyone…”Never ever have I….”
Heres some of the brilliant things that people came up with….
1.never ever have I showered with a girl
2. never ever have I shown my thing to anyone except my girlfried…poor saand couldn’t drink to ths one J )
3. never ever have I had an affair with Zohra (once again bad news for Mr. Anish)
4. never ever have I kissed a guy (what can I say….sannd had kissed 3 guys jus last week)
5. never ever have I have I not known what to say (how lame… this was me :@ )
6. never ever have I gone around with a girl who has smooth skin….
7. never ever have I done acid…wtf!!!
There were many more but these are all I can remember
Somewhere in the middle of the games an offer of a Shot of Tequila each was placed before the women if they agreed to french kiss ……sadly no consensus was reached on the issue….
11.00 pm. Saand is now 6 pegs down and still theres absolutely no trace of Sahil….it’s the fourth pitcher for the guys though
Random discussion brings us back to the topic of when Hasnainji saw (and measured) Saand’s ummm…. “Thing”…… after much deliberation it is conclusively proved that it hovers around 2 to 2.5 inches J…..in the middle of Saands furious protests Sahil cals up from nowhere sayin tht hes got a job … theres cheer around the table mostly because everyone now expects sahil to foot a major chunk of the bill J ……in the middle of all this Saand orders his 7th drink after having a pleasant chat with the waiter……surely after about a couple of sips he starts feeling queasy and decides to step out for a whiff of fresh air…..on Hasnainji’s direction I followed Sand out to chk on him…sure enough he was puking and could use a hand ( I wonder what we would ever do without the sagacious Mr.Hasnainji J )…in the middle of all this I got a call on my cell phone from Petruchka (Mrs.Roystoned for the lesser informed souls) and somehow Hasnainji got his hands on the phone and did everything in his power to convince her that Roy was out partying with some other chick – he put both Charmaine and Namrata on the fone to convince her.Sadly he had no idea how strong the the bonds of love were between the two Stones (maybe hes not so sagacious afterall J ).
12.00 Saand has stopped drinking finally but theres no stopping the rest of the gang …..Sahilji finally arrives and many hugs and congratulations later finally says he’s in a position to sponsor a pithcher but he wont be drinking himself….hah…no one told him the joke session was already done with……but wait hes serious this time around…apparently hes made a promise to Mrs.Sahilji (a particular Miss Sharon …I don’t know much about her so I’ll refrain from commenting…mebbe after the next monthly plan J )…….Someone decides to restart the game and now most of the themes involve Namrata and Saand and are aimed at making sure they are a couple before they leave…but sadly both of them hold their ground and maintain tht they are only good friends ….yeah alright !!!!!!!!
neway its time for the girls to go….Saand leaves with James to drop them in the meanwhile Sahil tells us all about his intervew and new job…..mus say he did quite a commendable job….but whats with the ‘not drinking’ pact…….I am sorry Sahilji but this is a definite symptom of CDism……..
1.00 am Its jus the guys now and except James everyone has lived in RBI for a really long time so obviously the conversation drifts towards the going-ons in the colony.Finally at about 1.30 we decide to call it a day and Roy and head home while the rest of the gang is headed towards Saand’s friends place where a quarter of Whisky and one of Rum await them……I was later told though tht it was mostly a dull affair ……one that Hasnaniji slept through and Mr.james puked through….
So that was it……please forgive the tongue in cheek tone that prevails all through this account…also if any of the stuff on this spot needs to be edited for obvious reasons please lemme know……also if I have managed to offend someone….hell its 4.30 in the morn I am entitled to have a lil fun …..ALOUD HAI!!!
-abu
Ps.Next monthlyplan is on Hasnainji …its his Birthday on the 11th of May :) :)
